February 2012
Watchwherethewaterscallhome:
-extremities:
THIS GRILL IS NOT A HOME..
THIS IS NOT THE STOVE I KNOW
I WOULD TRADE IT ALL AWAY IF YOU’D COME BACK TO STAY
THIS KITCHENS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU
IT’S JUST A GREASY SPOON
WITHOUT YOU
*SOBS*
I sang this in gym at least once a week.
me: did you like my singing?
dog:
me:
dog:
me: oh, i see my talent has left you speechless
putting dry clothes in the dryer just to have warm dryer clothes
Watchthebergeronprocess:
thefemme-menace:
thedalekdream:
-phantoms:
nirvanajunkie:
tears are streaming down my face ive never laughed so hard before
this is my favorite fucking video ever.
“perfect. can’t even tell i killed nothing.” lolololololol
I have never enjoyed Tumblr so much… This has to be a commercial for Magic Wipes.
what wAS THAT THING
also those Mr. Clean Magic...
bigtimerussian:
the party don’t start till i walk in
Watchincomparablyme:
The Obama Show on Saturday Night Live impersonating The Cosby Show Intro
bigtimerussian:
when people repost text posts and not expect anyone to notice
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
“i have ALWAAAAAYS wanted a gay best friend!(:”
– teenage white girls (via vaccums)
Watchvaccums:
iofmg
That awkward moment when you get a little toooo...
fyeahthespianpeacock:
40p:
trophic:
trophic:
i just emailed my ict teacher with what i thought was my homework but instead i sent
ok i cant stop laughing omfg
I’M SCREAMING
liv omfg
grantshat:
roxy like a puma
Watchfugrats:
the only black history you need 2 know